I'm BBBAAAACCCKKK....

Yes, I'm back. I have finally given in to the pretty, frilly, fancy blog layouts and come back. That and the fact that, while Facebook is a GREAT social tool, some of my discourses and diatribes are a BIT much for a "status update". So here we are again...we'll give it a go.

To start off again, and get back into the swing of it, I have joined in the "Not Me!" Monday madness! Here we go!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

My life is SO perfect that I have waited a LONG time to join in on Not Me Monday, but I have finally given in….

This weekend, Princess Sass did NOT climb up on the back of the couch and bang on the window and yell “Hel-LO” over and over and over again, trying to get her Daddy’s attention. And, of course, I did NOT grab the camera and take a video of her, instead of rescuing her! No, Not me! And when she was ready to get down, she did not say her first understandable three word sentence “Hep. I Tuck!” (Help, I’m stuck!) while I laughed! No, Not me!!

This weekend, my middle boys, Chaos and Mayhem, did NOT run around in the strangest of clothing combinations, since I told them they could dress themselves this weekend. Ensembles consisting of Spiderman underwear, frog rain boots, and long-sleeved button-down shirts were NOT what I found my boys in when I returned from Church on Sunday with Princess Sass. No, Not me!!

On Saturday, my oldest, Mr. Serious, was not all dressed up to head off to a friend's graduation when I made him pose for pictures and he did not get mad and tell me I was "obsessed" with picture-taking. No, not my son! When I looked at the pictures later, I did not find myself wondering how in the world he got to be so handsome and SO GROWN and find myself a bit teary-eyed. No, Not me!!

And my day today did not start of rather miserably, at 5:30am, getting soaking wet throwing papers, cause that would be a horrible way to start the day. And I did not ask my hubby to take a picture of the results. No, Not me!!